Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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