Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Randomize
