Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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