Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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