i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
