Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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