You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
