i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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