Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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