I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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