He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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