Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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