Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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