How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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