I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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