guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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