with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Someone came in the potted fern
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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