carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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