Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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