This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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