I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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