Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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