Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
