Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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