He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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