Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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