i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
