I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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