Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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