She is in my trunk
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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