these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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its like you know when i get waxed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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