This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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