so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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