the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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