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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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