What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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