I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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