I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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