she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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