Sry I called you an 8
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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