found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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