Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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