I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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