he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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