i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She needs sedatives and a leash
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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