Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
