youre lurking in front of me
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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