Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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