thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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