just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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